Charnel Tea is out, baby!
I wrote a book. It's called Charnel Tea: A Most Distasteful Scenario. Congratulations! Now listen here, Russell! You've written a bloody book, that's the baseline! Charnel Tea? What a title! Sounds like you've crawled through hell and back to get it done! So tell me, straight up, what drove you to write this? What's the core of this story? Well, I was only really driven by the desire to write the story. I had it in my head, and it needed to come out like a great big dump, and it did. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! IDEAS AREN'T FOR THE WEAK! You saw something in your head and YOU TORE IT OUT! You didn't wait for inspiration, you didn't wait for the perfect bloody moment, YOU DUMPED IT OUT LIKE A MAN ON FIRE! But let me ask you something - did you edit it after? Did you carve it, sweat over it, make sure every word was sharp enough to cut someone's throat? Or did you just leave it there like a steaming pile? No, I edited it. It took m...